All right. I want to know who the hell pushed me in front of that train right now.

She damn well said daddy that one time! That wasn't no bloody cough or hair ball or anything of that sort! That was clearly and properly pronounced as "Dah-dee". And I don't give three flying bludgers what Hermione has to say about that. She heard it just as well as I did. And don't let her try and deny it. I knew Rosie liked me better.

Mum says we should set up a play date for all the cousins. I think she just wants a bunch of babies running around the Burrow again. Bloody hell, mum... She always gets like this right around Fred's birthday. What've you all got to say then? How does this weekend sound? We could transfigure some of those tables into sandboxes or something of the sort. Hermione Rose doesn't like getting dirty, but I guess she can still have a bit of fun with the lot.

I think Rose tried to say something today. Couldn't really understand it though, sounded a bit like, "Dalrima." Hermione swears she was trying to say Dalai Llama. Nutters that woman, I tell ya. Rose isn't even old enough to know her own name. How's she going to know about some old Indian bloke with nine lives? I don't understand it. Personally, I think she was trying to say, "Dadda." Which comes much closer than Dalai Llama. She's just jealous Rose wants to say Dad before she says Mum. Hah!

In other news, the Auror office is mad. Just ask Harry. We've been getting all these bloody messages in from all over saying someone was attacked and called a name, someone was mugged and called a name. Can't figure out what the name means though, but it's the same one each time.

Cushies

What the bloody hell does that mean?

Yeah, Rose, go ahead and just stick everything in your mouth including your mum's wand. I'm sure that's sanitary and all.


Oh yeah, I'm older today.

I need sleep. 50 Galleons goes to whoever can get this girl to quiet down.







And no, I don't mean Hermione.